- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
no book series will ever measure up to harry potter
i love thg and all these other new series, but the truth is hp raised a generation which will tell the stories to their kids and on and on
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! NOT TWILIGHT AGAIN!
WE WAITED TEN YEARS FOR THAT KISS, DAMN IT!
Guys…it’s the MTV Movie awards…we have a fucking theme park.
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
